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I know “elite” is a “bad word” in politics … but the job you’re applying for, if you get it, and it goes well, they might carve your head into a mountain. If you don’t actually think you’re better than us, then what the fuck are you doing? … In fact, not only do I want an elite president, I want somebody who is embarrassingly superior to me. Somebody who speaks 16 languages and sleeps two hours a night hanging upside down in a chamber they themselves designed.

— Jon Stewart, The Daily Show, April 14, 2008.