July 2007
12 posts
Daniel Morrison: watching a guy who looks like Castro order coffee
Matt Slack: Classic Castro or New Castro?
Daniel Morrison: classic castro. Big beard, green cap, shorts(?)
Matt Slack: Rock on Classic Castro is much better than the new Castro. I'm sure they'll go back after a while. Like Coke did in the 80s
Jul 31st
“Phillips is 10th in line to the throne but holds no royal title and carries out...”
– Queen Elizabeth’s Grandson to Marry Seems like a raw deal.  You can be 10th in line for the presidency and you  still get to be the Secretary of Commerce, but if you’re 10th in line for the British Throne you’re just the Queen’s Grandson. 
Jul 28th
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“Ron Weasley: date rapist, hypocrite, general idiot, total chickenshit, whiny...”
–  Wherein It’s Completely Legal Now So Bite Me [A Harry Potter and the Deathly Hollows review]
Jul 24th
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Deke: Who ever thought the republicans would take tactics from the Notorious B.I.G.
Deke: ("At my arraignment, note for the plaintiff: Your daughter's tied up in a Brooklyn basement. Face it, not guilty!")
Deke: (They changed it a little.)
Matt: mmhmm
Deke: Besides, real gangsta'-ass politicians don't flex nuts, cause real gangsta'-ass politicians know they got 'em.
Deke: oh dear
Deke: Note to self: Do not search Google for "tied up in a brooklyn basement" at work.
Matt: LOL
Deke: Evidently there is a, umm, "adult film" by that name.
Jul 23rd
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“Author, radio host, and TV producer Steve Wohlberg offers penetrating insights...”
– Exposing Harry Potter and Witchcraft - Family Christian Stores This sentence would have been more fun if one of the commas were a semi-colon.
Jul 22nd
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Jul 18th
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“you simply cannot go wrong with armored bears and fancy dirigibles. Ever.”
– Charissa - fabulist.org
Jul 17th
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Vice Presidential Terror Update →
Jul 17th
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Putting on Airs?
The local paper, which has an online archives going back to 1997 declares “© 1896 - 2005 Holland Sentinel.” The New York Times, which possesses an online archives back to 1851 is content with a simple “Copyright 2007.”
Jul 14th
Jul 12th
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“It turns out that Microsoft is WAY smarter than me. Vista has disabled the...”
– Jay R. Wren
Jul 11th
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